Tuesday, February 14, 2012

Things I Care Less About than Valentine's Day

  • Any person, show, fragrance, clothing line, marriage containing one or more Kardashian
  • NHL pre, regular, or post season
  • NBA lockouts
  •  The Twilight Saga
  • Any vampire media of any kind
  • Any movie Kristen Stewart is in
  • For that matter, Kristen Stewart
  • Sushi
  • Photos with sayings people post on facebook
  • The feud between Disney Channel stars
  • Rachel Ray
  • Jeremy Lin
  • Jimmer Fredette
  • Anything "Jimmer" related
  • The name "Jimmer"
  • The difference in smartphones
  • The difference in smartphone carriers
  • The difference in smartphone plans
  • The Office
  • MTV programming
  • Major League Baseball* 
  • What someone's eating and whether or not it's "yummy"
  • Words that aren't words (see "Rachel Ray" above)
  • A moon colony run by Newt Gingrich
  • American Idol
  • Political support surveys
  • Ever traveling to India, Africa, Asia, or South America
  • New Years Eve
  • Twitter, who's "tweeting" what, and "trending topics"
  • News programs that use twitter as a reliable source
  • Any Fox News program
  • Chili
  • Recorded telephone solicitations
  • Veganism
  • What your sexual preference is**
  • Matt Barkley
  • People who act like gigantic tools
  • Shows that replace Community
  • and of course, Hugh Jackman***
* Go Sox!
** Just be a good person and I don't care who you love
*** I actually don't have a problem with Hugh Jackman, it's a Scrubs reference

I just don't understand why you need a special day with overpriced tokens of affection to tell someone you love them.

1 comment:

  1. OH MY GOD I hate Jimmer (and all Jimmer-related BS-- especially dumb people who named their kids "Jimmer" last year- or ever) with a deep fiery passion!

    And when did the news become reading people's tweets? Honestly, half of news stories now, they tell the story, then read someone's tweeted reaction. I don't watch the news to have you read me twitter!!

    And.. "Jessica Simpson winning an Oscar, Jessica Alba winning an Oscar, Jessica Simpson becoming Jessica Alba-Simpson, and oh yes, HUGH JACKMAN." I love you, Dr. Cox!