- Any person, show, fragrance, clothing line, marriage containing one or more Kardashian
- NHL pre, regular, or post season
- NBA lockouts
- The Twilight Saga
- Any vampire media of any kind
- Any movie Kristen Stewart is in
- For that matter, Kristen Stewart
- Sushi
- Photos with sayings people post on facebook
- The feud between Disney Channel stars
- Rachel Ray
- Jeremy Lin
- Jimmer Fredette
- Anything "Jimmer" related
- The name "Jimmer"
- The difference in smartphones
- The difference in smartphone carriers
- The difference in smartphone plans
- The Office
- MTV programming
- Major League Baseball*
- What someone's eating and whether or not it's "yummy"
- Words that aren't words (see "Rachel Ray" above)
- A moon colony run by Newt Gingrich
- American Idol
- Political support surveys
- Ever traveling to India, Africa, Asia, or South America
- New Years Eve
- Twitter, who's "tweeting" what, and "trending topics"
- News programs that use twitter as a reliable source
- Any Fox News program
- Chili
- Recorded telephone solicitations
- Veganism
- What your sexual preference is**
- Matt Barkley
- People who act like gigantic tools
- Shows that replace Community
- and of course, Hugh Jackman***
** Just be a good person and I don't care who you love
*** I actually don't have a problem with Hugh Jackman, it's a Scrubs reference
I just don't understand why you need a special day with overpriced tokens of affection to tell someone you love them.
OH MY GOD I hate Jimmer (and all Jimmer-related BS-- especially dumb people who named their kids "Jimmer" last year- or ever) with a deep fiery passion!
ReplyDeleteAnd when did the news become reading people's tweets? Honestly, half of news stories now, they tell the story, then read someone's tweeted reaction. I don't watch the news to have you read me twitter!!
And.. "Jessica Simpson winning an Oscar, Jessica Alba winning an Oscar, Jessica Simpson becoming Jessica Alba-Simpson, and oh yes, HUGH JACKMAN." I love you, Dr. Cox!